I know some of them going to summer camp but still the ones that are leaving and left ever since I joined I've been causing trouble don't say I haven't I have now dragon force is gone I never got to say I'm sorry for everything I've done to her I feel so guilty for everything my head hurts alot

Okay, so Fimfiction derped the heck out and didn't post my new Chapter. Dunno why but... eh

So! get your tiny horse words here - http://www.fimfiction.net/story/337839/1/shimmy-shorts/fire-and-flames

This one's gonna be a quickie . . . probably.

You know what to do.

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How much of a jerk is (X)?
(10)=Highest Level (Ruins lives but doesn't end them, downright sociopath, prejudice against something, stole my cookies, completely unlikeable)
10-Silvedas, Starswirl the Bearded,
9-Sombra (He's clearly Best Jerk)
8
7-Me!
6
5-Suri Polomare
4-Blueblood
3
2-Lightning Dust, Flim & Flam
1-Trixie Lulamoon, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon
0-Pink One
(1)=Lowest Level (Most Basic Jerk)

(Blame my friend for coming up with this)

Okay guys, the Sharktavia group is holding a Sharktavia contest for shits and giggles.

Also because we need more Sharktavia stories and we want to see how you guys interpret the majesty that is Sharktavia.

Rules:
1.Pick a counting number(e.g., 1,2,3,4,5…)that hasn’t been previously taken and isn’t 1. So no 1, 4, 5, 7, 10, or 12.

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You ever had one of those days or moments when you feel like the biggest jerk alive? I'm sorry this has been my mindset recently, but some recent conversations and being able to think for myself over a specific subject has made me question literally everything. It's not often I admit this, but I'm going to man up and say it right here:

I was in the wrong.

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Yes, it's true, the socialist scourge of Fimfiction will be at BronyCon. I'm totally last minuting this; I haven't even bought my train ticket (from California!!!) because there is a ton of debt and lack of executive functioning in my life. But even if I have to take out another couple payday loans, God dammit, THIS IS THE YEAR I GO TO BRONYCON!!!

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Hey y'all, as I'm working on making the buffer of updates for various stories, both current and upcoming, I've hit something of a dilemma regarding how to properly categorize one. I generally like to give content warnings if what I write in a teen or mature story is Especially Fucked Up and the sort, particularly if the rest of the story doesn't contain those kinds of real-life fucked up-ery elements and is more traditional fantasy world content. However, with one particular story I'm working

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Be sure to wish your sister a Happy Mother's Day...

...after all, it's partially your fault.

"I mean if she were your sister how could you not?"

Exactly, unknown, yet fiendish, Twitter user! Exactly!

And our parents attempting to keep us apart just means I ended up getting a used pregnancy test in the mail.

I honestly don't even think people are supposed to send things like that using the postal service, because um, biohazards or something along those lines.

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No, for real -- the title ain't lying. If I arc my back a little when touching the ground after a situp and then let it down slowly, my shirt creates a weird bubble of air and it makes the fartest noise I've heard in my life. It was hilarious.

Shut up. It's 4 am and I can't sleep. I just heard that due to some bureaucratic mishap I don't have a house near my university yet so I'll be forced to skip the first couple days. Let me enjoy my back farts in peace.

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